Summonses and Orders
To the DEFENDANTS,
YOU ARE HEREBY SUMMONSED TO APPEAR AT THE FOLLOWING:
Whereupon you shall cast your vote in the poll “Should Judge Doyle be Impeached?”
You are also COMMANDED to distribute this link and poll throughout your circle of email contacts, facebook, twitter, myspace and any other means of online distribution you can think of and/or subscribe to.
You are further COMMANDED to entreat with said circle of email contacts and social media connections in order that they may subscribe to further summonses which will be served by email and include further ORDERS that they may participate in the RIGHTING of JUDICIAL WRONGS.
Failure to comply with this summons will result in a JUDGMENT FOR CONTEMPT punishable by a sentence of not less than one Cohiba and one Latte to be served concurrently.
The Judge
Done in Chambers at Starbucks
Judge Doyle is emotionally disturbed and needs to be in a mental instituion, not in a Courtroom making major descisions in regard to people’s lives.
I went through three lawyers due to them being so intimidated that they would not do anything to help me. And I had a great case!
I am surprised someone hasn’t blown him away yet.